Cologne Politically Incorrect History Walking Tour

A politically incorrect tour to learn the dirtiest secrets of its people and understand their inside jokes, along with a manual on How to Survive Your First Visit To a Brauhaus? Man, I'm in!
This route through Cologne is very different from the usual, regulated and politically correct one. Here you are allowed to make fun of the Bavarians, tell how bad the Cologne people are at football but how good they are at parties, and of course blame Deutsche Bahn not only for the unpunctuality of their trains, but also for the romantic breakups in the city. There are plenty of bad jokes accompanied by a great history lesson. Hey, we came here to learn, right?
Your tour guide shares information about the best city in Germany (sorry but we won't argue about it with anyone, we speak facts) and will give you great tips on places to visit, eat and drink. Expect to learn a lot about the city while listening to fun stories.

Ready to laugh with us? ;)

Meeting Point

Rudolfplatz 8-10

Rudolfplatz 8-10, 50674 Köln, Germany

The guide will be waiting for you outside McDonald's at Rudolfplatz, right by the big medieval gate.

What's included:

• Expert guide that will accompany you for 2 hours to learn about the history of the city + fun facts

What to expect:

Duration: 2 hours

Rudolfplatz

Rudolfplatz, Cologne, 50674, North Rhine-Westphalia

The route starts at one of our favorite squares: Rudolfplatz. The guide will have supporting material to make the tour interactive and interesting

20 minutes

Ehrenstraße

Ehrenstraße, 50672 Köln, Germany

We will proceed along the vibrant Ehrenstrasse, giving recommendations for food and where to shop in Cologne

Pass by without stopping

Helenenturm

Helenenstrasse, Cologne, 50667, North Rhine-Westphalia

We will discover a huge ancient Roman tower that has survived the test of time! We sit down to listen to the incredible stories of a Roman family with lots of drama. A true soap opera!

15 minutes

Koelnisches Stadtmuseum

Minoritenstr. 13, , Cologne, 50667, North Rhine-Westphalia

Continue through the old Stadtmuseum (outside visit) to see the famous “flying car” and make our way to the impressive Kölner Dom cathedral

Pass by without stopping

Cologne Cathedral

Domkloster 4, Cologne, 50667, North Rhine-Westphalia

We will talk about the beloved Dom of Cologne (outside visit) and then we will walk past several of the city's important Brauhaus, and give you a lesson on how to be a perfect customer in these quirky restaurants!

20 minutes

Alter Markt

Cologne, 50667, North Rhine-Westphalia

We'll continue to the old market to show you one of the cutest butt-statues in Cologne (yes, you read that right) and introduce you to two characters that everyone knows in the city, the representations of love+friendship and money+success

15 minutes

Fischmarkt

Fischmarkt, 50667 Köln, Germany

End of the tour at one of the best places in Cologne with beautiful views of Saint Martin's Church and the famous colorful houses by the Rhein River!

15 minutes