Potsdam Historical Tour with Rude Humor
Experience Rude History and Local Brews on a Walking Tour in Potsdam

Berlin
people
1 participant
hours
- • Explore Potsdam's Unique Historical Landmarks on Foot
- • Join a 4-Hour Adult Tour with Rude Jokes and Local Insights
- • Visit the Most Iconic Sites from the Potsdam Conference
Why We Love This Unique Experience
Discover a refreshingly irreverent take on Potsdam with the Royal Rude Bastards Tour! This one-of-a-kind experience invites adventurous souls to explore the city’s rich history while indulging in a blend of humor and offbeat insights. Get ready to enjoy an engaging journey that combines historical landmarks, local cuisine, and a few cheeky jokes along the way. Perfect for those with a sense of humor, this tour offers a memorable way to learn about Potsdam's past and present.
As the tour unfolds, participants will stroll through the remarkable gardens of Sanssouci Park, witnessing stunning sights like the famous Sanssouci Palace, Friedenskirche, and the Historical Mill. Along the way, the guide will share entertaining anecdotes about historical events and the quirky characters who shaped this charming city. Visit the magnificent Neues Palais, the impressive Cecilienhof Palace—famous for hosting post-WW2 conferences—and the picturesque Old Market Square, where history comes alive against a backdrop of beautiful architecture and vibrant local culture. Each stop promises a mix of fun and informative experiences, complete with hints about the best local spots for savoring a cold German beer.
This unique and comical city tour makes an excellent gift for history buffs, humor enthusiasts, or anyone seeking new adventures. Whether celebrating a special occasion or just looking for a fun outing, the Royal Rude Bastards Tour of Potsdam is sure to leave lasting memories. Don't miss the chance to share this hilarious and enlightening experience with friends or loved ones—it's a gift they won't forget!
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Experience Overview:
Royal Rude Bastards Tour Of PotsdamThe politically incorrect way to learn about Potsdam! Enjoy our newest, well-rounded historical view of Potsdam. If you can’t take swearing or inappropriate jokes, then you are not royally rude enough to join! So feel free to bring along your favorite rude jokes when joining us.
Our exploration will involve memorials, monuments, and graves, along with churches and parks. We will discuss a mix of history, current events, local cuisine, and the best spots for a cold German beer.
Be prepared to be socially active!
Other things to note:
The tour is meant for adults, 18 or older. Each guide will be identified with a small yellow flag and our name!
This tour involves a lot of walking.
Meeting Point
Berlin Zoologischer Garten
Hardenbergpl. 13, 10623 Berlin, Germany
In front of Mc.Donalds underneath the staircase.
What's included:
- Transportation costs
What to expect:
Duration: 4 hours
Sanssouci Palace
Maulbeerallee, Potsdam, 14469, Brandenburg
SANSSOUCI PARK
- The walk through the gardens of the Sanssouci Park. We will see the Friedenskirche, Chinese House, Historical Mill, Orangerie Palace, New Palace and the most famous and beautiful, Sanssouci Palace. We will pass by the palace and gardens with funky, fun details!
1 hour • Admission Ticket Not Included
Neues Palais
Am Neuen Palais, Potsdam, 14469, Brandenburg
-Largest palace with more than 600 sculptures!
-Not to far from there we will reach CECILIENHOF PALACE
The last Prussian Palace and the location of the famous post WW2 Potsdam Conference.
45 minutes
Old Market Square
Potsdam, 14467, Brandenburg
NEUER MARKET
- Some of the oldest constructions of Potsdam and the world first Film Museum. -The whole overall view of the old city center!
45 minutes
Schloss Cecilienhof
Im Neuen Garten 11, , Potsdam, 14469, Brandenburg
Last Prussian palace and the meeting point of the famous Conference of Potsdam!
45 minutes
Brandenburger Tor
Brandenburger Tor, 14467 Potsdam, Germany
-Walk around one of the original gates of Potsdam, and it's popular shopping streets!
-BRANDENBURGER STRASSE
A look at the biggest Dutch quarter outside the Netherlands, the old buildings, one Brandenburger Gate, and a break for some food.
40 minutes
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Details & Important Info
Additional Experience Details & Important Information
Public transportation options are available nearby
Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
Not recommended for pregnant travelers
Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
Cancellations & Refunds
Reservation Changes, Cancellations & Refunds
Changes to reservations for tickets can be made until 3 days prior to the date scheduled. Reservations may be re-scheduled by the operator of the activity due to reasons such as weather, minimum participation requirements, mechanical issues or other interruptions beyond their control.
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Rude Bastards Tour Berlin
Product SKU: DE-26539-0002
Potsdam Rude Historical Walking Tour
Berlin
people
1 participant
hours
- • Explore Potsdam's Unique Historical Landmarks on Foot
- • Join a 4-Hour Adult Tour with Rude Jokes and Local Insights
- • Visit the Most Iconic Sites from the Potsdam Conference
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